january 9 vs january 10
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
WTF-
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks =stotworks.
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Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreonstill + notworks =stotworks.
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If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreonstill + notworks =stotworks.
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Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreonstill + notworks =still + notworks =stotworks.
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Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreonstill + notworks =stotworks.
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If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | PatreonPortmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.
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U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́
G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝
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Ũ̢̝͂P̪̋͜OͮN̉͞ ͖Á̛͠ ̳ͬ̅͑N̸̼̟̅U͂L̿͗͝L̵̗ͭ͘͠-̛̃́͠ΙN̩Ơ̦̰̋͘T̨ͥ̒͘͝E͐̌S̶̗͂̕̕ ̵̎̍ͪP̫̻͢Ȍ̪̄S̴͜T̪̭̖ͪ̒ ̃A̶Ṉ̜̽͢D̖͚́ ̭͡͞
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Your murder won’t last forever ^_^ | PayPal | PatreonOh god what’s happening???
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??
@abbaquiche w h a t
AAAAAAA
lmao I love broken posts
DID HE EVER GET THE CAMERA BACK?????
hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now